do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun
one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee
I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’
you fuckin fat cunt
phoenix about to drop the sickest defense rap in the history of law
how to nicely inform a friend that they are memeing too hard