"yes i’m a gamer"
2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters
girl: be rough with me ;)
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important
characters doing the thing where they shield other characters from harm with their own body physically hurts me
I imagine it physically hurts them too.
chicken fried steak
- her: come over
- me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
- her: my parents aren't home
- me: he is ASLEEP